Newark by-election was "my favourite ever" says Nick "The Flying Brick" Delves of the Monster Raving Loony Party
9:30am Fri Jun 27, 2014
 
The letter from Nick
The letter from Nick
Nick "The Flying Brick" Delves has declared the Newark by-election his "favourite ever" and makes special mention of the setting at Kelham Hall.
Mr Delves, who finished seventh with 168 votes in a vote won by Conservative Robert Jenrick, included the praise in an expenses return letter to returning officer Andrew Muter.

It says: "Thank you for a wonderful by-election and count, it really was my favourite one ever. What a fabulous setting and with a bar too!"

Among Mr Delves' policies was the abolition of gravity, turning Newark Castle into an intergalactic space port, introducing Piranha to the River Trent and making all European trains run on gravy.

Previously, he stood as a candidate in seats including Derbyshire Dales, Crewe and Nantwich, and Oldham East and Saddleworth.

Please note: If this is your first comment on the new system, you are required to verify your email address before your comment will appear.
blog comments powered by Disqus
To report an inappropriate reaction, please click this link






   

Disclaimer | Website Designed and Maintained by Advertiser Web Services

The Newark Advertiser Co Ltd website and the contents of its pages are © Advertiser Media Group, Unit 9 & 10 Halifax Court, Fernwood Business Park, Cross Lane, Newark, Notts, NG24 3JP. Reproduction in any form, printing or downloading of part or all of the contents is forbidden without specific written authorisation from the company. No part of contents of the Newark Advertiser Co Ltd website may be reproduced on or transmitted to or stored in any other website or other form of electronic retrieval system.